highandfunctioning:

s-burb:

I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES

BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE

BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS

BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS

What if every single morning in your life you were put in front of a customize your character screen

consulting-cannibal:

NEXT EPISODE! sam figures out the effects of the mark of cain via slightly botched rorschach test

I’m scared that I’m not myself in here, and I’m scared that I am.

dumplingdean:

cas is the octo, sprawler, blanket hogger, floofy haired, grumpy, angel cake, dean move over, dean I need more space, I want to stretch my legs on top of your body, I am a cat, I want to snuggle with you guy.

and dean is the grumbly, sleeps without moving all night like a deadman, complains about cas stealing all the damned covers, cas you’re so hot like all the time are you sure you don’t have a fever, why are you sleeping with socks on, but I love you so I’m just going to deal with it guy.

→ tagged
#worftheklingon

jinglevulcan:

Oh the universe out there is frightful

But starfleet is so delightful

And since there’s millions of aliens to know

boldly go, boldly go, boldly go.

jinny-thekisaragi:

THAT PHOTO OF RICHARD WITH THE BANJO GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE SO I HAD TO DRAW THIS

jinny-thekisaragi:

THAT PHOTO OF RICHARD WITH THE BANJO GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE SO I HAD TO DRAW THIS

abitnotgood:

Misha Collins x Tumblr Text Posts

easyay:

why is there an ewok in a grocery store

If My Dog Could Talk
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
WLT